Nothing about that Funny Yosemite Shirt animal makes sense. They run like dinosaurs, they fly like bowling balls, they taste delicious, they’re violent and terrifying looking, and they think they’re graceful and gorgeous. They actually fly pretty well. My next-door neighbor surprised one that was feeling trapped by a 3-foot fence. After a good 15 minutes of agitated pacing, the thing just up and flew away. I thought they couldn’t fly any better than a domestic chicken before that moment. You’d be right if it was a farm turkey, they are either too fat to fly or their wings are clipped.
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You can’t get rid of Funny Yosemite Shirt those fucking things. They’re like rats or pigeons. Just gotta accept them and attempt to coexist. They were all but extinct in the region I work in 20ish years ago. Now you can’t find a farmer’s field that doesn’t have its own private flock of at least 20 of them. Those of you who volunteered to be injected with Turkey DNA, I’ve got some good news and some bad news. The bad news is we’re postponing those tests indefinitely. The good news is we’ve got a much better test for you, fighting an army of turkey-men.
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