I’m Canadian. We have droves of I Love It When People Think They’re Going To Punish Me By Not Talking To Me Shirt geese here. I’d do the same thing to a turkey I’d do to a goose that forgets I’m at the top of the food chain. Yell aggressively and kick the shit out of it. One tried to attack me once when I was fishing, so I gave him a lesson(yelled and kicked him back, I don’t kill shit. Geese are assholes but they’re still beautiful and deserve to live as much as me. But if he starts shit imma finish it.).We’re all so polite up here because we’re embarrassed by our wildlife’s rude behavior. Sometimes a good shout and a boot or 2 will cross the species language barrier.
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Neighbors had an I Love It When People Think They’re Going To Punish Me By Not Talking To Me Shirt tom turkey, he was strutting back and forth. I squatted down and started to imitate him. He slapped me silly with his wing. It was pretty awesome. We used to keep turkeys. When my youngest daughter was around 2yo, she kept a length of poly pipe to use as her “Dooka Dooka” stick. (Dooka Dooka was her name for turkeys) Those turkeys would have a go at anyone, but after she gave them a couple of whacks with her Dooka Dooka stick, they were terrified of her. By the time she was 3, she was the queen of the Dooka Doukas and they’d eat out of her hand and follow her around.